Who are we?
Ministry of Silly wipes is a Social, Casual guild based on the Bloodscalp/Emeriss/Agamaggan/Twilight’s Hammer group of connected realms!

We’re a group of like minded players, who enjoy a bit of banter amongst ourselves whilst we play. We value building friendships, and a sociable, helpful environment first and foremost!

But whilst we’re social at our core, we aim high! And believe that everyone should be given the chance to raid at a Heroic level, or push higher mythic keys if they wish to give it a go! We try to at least get Ahead of the Curve for each tier, and have members pushing various levels of M+ keys =)

We have our own Discord, which is active throughout the day whilst people are at work, which serves as a gaming community also! For those who want people to play other games with as well; such as FF XIV, D&D, League of Legends, even some Classic WoW as well!

What do we have to offer?

• A well established, welcoming community of players, who are more than happy to lend a hand!

  
  

• Inclusion, flexibility, and understanding that IRL commitments always come first!

  
  

• A focus on fun! Whilst we would like to raid and push higher content when we can, the most important thing is that we want to enjoy playing the game together as a guild!

  
  

• An active Discord, with members that play various other games together too, and community events set periodically (quizzes, watch parties, charity events).

  
  

• LGBTQ+ and Neurodivergent friendly!

  
  

• Players new or experienced, of all skill levels welcome!

  
  

What we are looking for

• That you are at least 18!

  
  

• Respect and empathy for your fellow guildmates! We have members from all walks of life, and whilst banter is encouraged, be mindful that there is a person on the other side of the screen!

  
  

• Although we have members from all over Europe, we ask that you have at least a good understanding of English.

  
  

• Communication! If you’re struggling with something, or have issues in-game, we can only help you if you come to us and ask. I’m afraid we aren’t psychic =)

  
  

• If you sign up for an event, please make sure you attend; and if you cannot, then all we ask is that you let us know beforehand.

  
  

• Understanding that as a Casual guild, we may not always get to our goals quickly, but we pride ourselves in improving and achieveing them together, most of all! We will Silly Wipe our way to victory!

  
  

• Willingness to help your fellow guildmates!

  
  

• Positive attitude! And a willingness to learn and accept help if needed! (Heroic Raiding specificially will need you to take some initiative to want to make improvements if you’re struggling. We’re happy to help if you ask us =) )

  
  

• Play what you enjoy; not what you think we “need!â€�

  
  

• Toxic, elitist players need not apply; If you join us, you’re doing so on the understanding that we ARE casual leaning, and not willing to bend our inclusive, and helpful environment to cater to more hardcore players who can’t accept this fact.

  
  

• We will be asking new recruits going forward to allow for a 1 month trial period.
  This is, more than anything, to ensure you gel well with the guild, as we seem to repeatedly get players who at first say they want casual, but then take issue with that side of us and turn nasty.

  
  

Raiding
Raid days are;

• Saturdays 20:00 - 22:00 ST
• Sundays 20:00 - 22:00

Current Progress
9/9 N
9/9 HC

Past Progression
Sanctum of Domination: 3/10 HC
Sepulcher of the First Ones: 11/11 HC
Vault of the Incarnates: 8/8 HC
Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 9/9HC

Contact info
If you have any questions, or are interested in joining us, please feel free to add me!
bnet: Westie#2496
Discord: xWestie

Evening!

(EU) Cosy Club are looking for members to join us in our adventures of season 4!
Discord: https://discord.gg/dbvFWwzpjY

Current schedule:

Season 4 First week events on…
Wed/Thurs to farm mythic + as a community.
Fri Normal Awakened Raid
Sun Heroic Awakened Raid

Week 2: Normal community scheduled events …

Wed - Heroic Awakened Raid
Thurs/Sat - Mythic + keys
Fri - Awakened Normal raid
Sun - Heroic Awakened Raid

Our previous progress in season 3 was 4/9 Mythic (this was our community’s first season).

Any questions feel free to message me on discord at loulou.x or bnet LouLou#22921

Hopefully see you soon!

-Lou

Casual Pizza Cats are recruiting raiders and socials!

Are you either or both of these two?

• Someone who enjoys raiding and M+?
• An active social player: someone who wants to join events and clear content together with guildies.

Then, Casual Pizza Cats might just be for you!
Our guild has a rich history of raiding and M+ going back to the early days of WoD.
We are a very organized guild, focusing on having a great community that comes together to play the game you love with people you enjoy being with.

FOR RAIDERS & M+

Raids are 8-11pm on Wednesday (Party Night) and Sunday (Progress Night).

We have a flexible roster, so you will not be punished for missing a raid. !@#$ happens, we all know it. That said, loyalty is rewarded. We bring solid raid leadership, feasts, and vantus runes. In return, we expect you to bring a good understanding of your class and fight mechanics, and a great attitude.

We are looking for raiders who want to progress on heroic and eventually mythic, at a chill pace, with a fun guild.
Our guild was once one of the top raiding guilds back in Legion & BFA, but we have recently taken a hit on both members and activity. Therefore we are looking to reinvent ourselves by taking a more defensive approach for the time being!
While our focus will mainly be AOTC, we have historically cleared heroic very quickly.
So mythic raiding will quickly become an option, whereas if both membercount and interest align is something we will surely start participating in.

As for M+ we have a wide array of people doing keys of all levels, some pushers and some laidback. A common theme is that everyone enjoys bringing along guildees for keys of their desired level.
We aspire to be as inclusive as we can be, and the M+ scene is no exception.

Monday night is Monday Mythic Mayhem - we run Mythic+ to get everyone a weekly key done for their Great Vault. Finally, we have a bunch of altoholics, and if we’re really tired of life, we might even fish together.

FOR SOCIALS

We always aspire to have frequent social activities. These events include stuff like pub quizzes, transmog or achievement runs, level 1 races etc…
Finally, we have a bunch of altoholics, and if we’re really tired of life, we might even fish together.

If being a Social is more your speed but at the same time dipping your toe into raiding and M+ is somerthing you’d like to try? Go for it!
We are always on the lookout to include socials for them to expand on their ingame-activities.

All members are 18+ and mostly students/working, and so the guild (Discord) is most active in the evenings. We are all pretty chill people, and we like to keep it that way. We don’t tolerate drama or immature behavior.

We do not recruit the character. We recruit the person behind the character.

INFO

• We are on Bronzebeard, which is on a connected server (Aerie Peak/Eonar/Vek’nilash/Blade’s Edge).
• We log all our raids and are happy to help you with your log.
• We stream our raids over at: www.twitch.tv/CasualPizzaCats
• We post videos of our shenanigans over at: https://www.youtube.com/@casualpizzacats4575/videos
• We hang out on Discord: https://discord.gg/EtSzWdQ
• Our subreddit has more info: reddit.com/r/CasualPizzaCats

APPLY THROUGH OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/EtSzWdQ

One of our recruiters will get in touch with you afterwards!

Ever wondered what a full-blown circus raid looks like? Well wonder no more. We have it all, manbabies, fake internet women, the alphabet ppl. Only thing missing in this wipe fiesta is you!

I need help (4/9M) is recruiting raiders and M+ enthusiasts! Recruitment open to every class! We’re looking for ppl who want to clear heroic every week and dip our toes into a few mythic bosses! No plans to go hardcore at the moment but are subject to change depending on the mood of our raiders, if everyone would like the idea to go further than we can take it up when we get to that point.

There is a council that is made up of 7+ people to help decide on future plans, loot rolls, and rules etc. Always looking for more council members to help build the community and make the guild a home and a family. even if we all hate eachother…

Raid times are Wed/Sun 19:30-22:30 CET.

Raids aside members are actively on discord on late night chat, pumping keys in different levels, banter which also means thick skin and hating anime is required. Wows aside just hanging on discord playing other party games and general random things people who no social outlet have and do.

If this sounds like someting for you, then message following on Discord:
minimoo9457 (if you are a simp), watertwinkynice (if you want nice feetpics).

Hello from the edges of known WoW territory on Emeriss! This is our first time on a low population server, so if you’re like us, here’s some mild tourism for you:

• We send smoke signals for craft orders (until we have our professions up). What’s a monopoly without customers?
• Trade chat has whole ten minute pauses while it thinks about whose turn it is to write the next advert. Can’t spam if you’re spamming yourself, no sir.
• It’s possible to reserve your AFK spot on the Canals without fear of competition. For real.
• That name is really there waiting for you, until someone else nabs it.
• Dream that dream of Realm #5. Or go Survival and be #1.

Why Emeriss?
With the Panda Remix arriving in a couple of weeks with its infinite potential for re-rolls, and cross-realm guilds on the horizon, we felt it was a good time to try out new places like a frontier server - and this decision was entirely uninfluenced by watching Yellowstone or Fallout…

If you are part of the following server chain, then you can join without transferring: Bloodscalp/Emeriss/Agamaggan/Twilight’s Hammer/Hakkar/Crushridge

About Us
We’re a small Alliance guild, though cross-faction invites are welcome. We’re happy to help people with less confidence or gear get where they want to be in World of Warcraft. Outside of the game is on you.

As we’ve re-rolled, we’re now looking for folks to join us on the adventure of LFG dungeon spamming, re-gearing, and diving headfirst into The War Within.

Bizarrely we have three whole Danes and this has upset the natural ratio of Brits: Potato Manglers that we normally maintain. Since writing this, the Dutch have landed, Norway has planted some kind of flag and the British are besieged. Please send tea.

Raid Roster
We are AOTC players, and we’d like to jump straight back into raiding with the launch of Season 4, but we’ll be pugging to fill gaps until we have a roster. We’re looking for healers and DPS, unless you want to tank alt runs

Raid Schedule
Wed 20:00-22:30 Server Time
Sun 20:00-22:30 Server Time

M+
We’re veteran players who averaged 3K score last season (for science), and would like to push higher in Season 4 if we can form a fixed group. We typically run these Mon-Sun around raiding.

Joining?
To join, you can DM Form on Discord @torfolking_ for an invite.