Hey All!

New Paradigm is looking for more raiders and M+ runners for Season 4 and beyond!

As we’re a social guild first, everyone is welcome regardless of skill level or commitment to play time - we have a structure in place that has something for everybody and very much consider this game for what it is - a hobby. Family, work and other things will always take priority!

Created in late-Battle for Azeroth, we’re going into our 5th year as a Guild now with this successful formula of letting people play when they want to play, without stress and fear of “having to show up�. There’s a distinction between Raiders and Socials in NP - folks who are willing to and able to commit a bit more and folks who’re very much playing on their own time. Alongside our scheduled Raid content, we’re also hosting various Social events on Sundays ranging from alt and achievement raids to scavenger hunts among other things.

We’re currently looking to expand and make the community bigger so that we’re able to run larger events in the near and distant future as well as provide a learning environment for newer folks as we feel that there’s a need for such a space!

Below is an updated priority list for recruitment.

We are currently recruiting all roles so please reach out, even if your role is listed as low!

Tanks: Low

Healers: Very High!

Melee DPS: Low

Ranged DPS: Medium

Ultimately everyone is welcome and the role status is mainly to secure a few core positions in the raid team. If you’re interested or want more information, please don’t hesitate to reach out to myself or one of our officers in-game!

Tinyredbull (BNet: FredMere#2156 / Discord: tinyfred)
Cubixhunt (BNet: XCubiX#21652 / Discord: pinar_r)

Raid times are Wednesday and Thursday @8PM-11PM Server Time/CET!

Sunday Socials usually start at the same time slot on Sunday!

For more information, check out our website.
There is a seamless application process there, but not necessary!

Enjoy your time in WoW and I hope to be able to welcome you to New Paradigm soon!

Speak Soon,

Tiny

Who are we?
Ministry of Silly wipes is a Social, Casual guild based on the Bloodscalp/Emeriss/Agamaggan/Twilight’s Hammer group of connected realms!

We’re a group of like minded players, who enjoy a bit of banter amongst ourselves whilst we play. We value building friendships, and a sociable, helpful environment first and foremost!

But whilst we’re social at our core, we aim high! And believe that everyone should be given the chance to raid at a Heroic level, or push higher mythic keys if they wish to give it a go! We try to at least get Ahead of the Curve for each tier, and have members pushing various levels of M+ keys =)

We have our own Discord, which is active throughout the day whilst people are at work, which serves as a gaming community also! For those who want people to play other games with as well; such as FF XIV, D&D, League of Legends, even some Classic WoW as well!

What do we have to offer?

• A well established, welcoming community of players, who are more than happy to lend a hand!

  
  

• Inclusion, flexibility, and understanding that IRL commitments always come first!

  
  

• A focus on fun! Whilst we would like to raid and push higher content when we can, the most important thing is that we want to enjoy playing the game together as a guild!

  
  

• An active Discord, with members that play various other games together too, and community events set periodically (quizzes, watch parties, charity events).

  
  

• LGBTQ+ and Neurodivergent friendly!

  
  

• Players new or experienced, of all skill levels welcome!

  
  

What we are looking for

• That you are at least 18!

  
  

• Respect and empathy for your fellow guildmates! We have members from all walks of life, and whilst banter is encouraged, be mindful that there is a person on the other side of the screen!

  
  

• Although we have members from all over Europe, we ask that you have at least a good understanding of English.

  
  

• Communication! If you’re struggling with something, or have issues in-game, we can only help you if you come to us and ask. I’m afraid we aren’t psychic =)

  
  

• If you sign up for an event, please make sure you attend; and if you cannot, then all we ask is that you let us know beforehand.

  
  

• Understanding that as a Casual guild, we may not always get to our goals quickly, but we pride ourselves in improving and achieveing them together, most of all! We will Silly Wipe our way to victory!

  
  

• Willingness to help your fellow guildmates!

  
  

• Positive attitude! And a willingness to learn and accept help if needed! (Heroic Raiding specificially will need you to take some initiative to want to make improvements if you’re struggling. We’re happy to help if you ask us =) )

  
  

• Play what you enjoy; not what you think we “need!â€�

  
  

• Toxic, elitist players need not apply; If you join us, you’re doing so on the understanding that we ARE casual leaning, and not willing to bend our inclusive, and helpful environment to cater to more hardcore players who can’t accept this fact.

  
  

• We will be asking new recruits going forward to allow for a 1 month trial period.
  This is, more than anything, to ensure you gel well with the guild, as we seem to repeatedly get players who at first say they want casual, but then take issue with that side of us and turn nasty.

  
  

Raiding
Raid days are;

• Saturdays 20:00 - 22:00 ST
• Sundays 20:00 - 22:00

Current Progress
9/9 N
9/9 HC

Past Progression
Sanctum of Domination: 3/10 HC
Sepulcher of the First Ones: 11/11 HC
Vault of the Incarnates: 8/8 HC
Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 9/9HC

Contact info
If you have any questions, or are interested in joining us, please feel free to add me!
bnet: Westie#2496
Discord: xWestie