"Love Drama and toxicity? Do you like being screamed at by 16 year olds for being late or missing a raid day? Looking for the best PvE and PvP guild? A guild with the most competent mythic raiders and hardcore PvPers ready and willing to carry and teach you their secrets? Well, we’re not that guild, but if you want a group of laid-back dudes and dudettes who like pizza, beer and smokes then this may be the guild for you!”
Established in 2020 Hey Nice Marmot is an english speaking, adult, chilled, AOTC, cross faction guild based on EU-Draenor. We have built our community away from the usual toxicity, drama, bs and hostility other guilds and group finder have to offer. We have a great, friendly, and interesting bunch of people aged between 20 and bus pass from throughout the UK, EU and further afield with varying amounts of skill and experience. Some members have played since vanilla; some have only found wow more recently and everything in between.
Our overall goal is to build a great community of like-minded people to enjoy the game together and experience the range of content wow has to offer whether that be raiding, m+, leveling, mount/ach/transmog runs and everything else in between.
Raiding
The marmots have 2 raid teams; a casual raid team and a more focused core raid team. Since forming in Shadowlands we have achieved curve every tier.
Throughout both teams we aim to keep a chilled out vibe, we don’t care about the meta, the best parses or want an intense raiding environment however we want players who are looking to constantly improve themselves, will put work into their characters, learn from their mistakes, be able to receive and give constructive criticism and generally put the teams and guilds need before their own. Just turning up on raid night is not sufficient.
Our Core Raid Team runs 2 days a week (WED/THUR 2030-2300ST). As a more focused team we expect a bit more from our players in regards to performance, consistency, attendance and commitment. As such there will be a trial period for this team. Our Core Raid cycle is usually 12 weeks, achieving AOTC in around 6 weeks and then having the raid on farm and possibly dabbling in a couple of mythic bosses depending on interest and numbers.
Currently our Casual Team currently runs 1 day a week (MON 2030-2300ST) This run is for social members or alts who can’t regularly commit or want to experience the raid at a slightly slower pace and an environment with less pressure of the damage and heal checks of the core raid. The goal is to achieve AOTC before the end of the season and we may add an extra day depending on interest/progress.
Mythic+
We love running m+ and pushing each other’s keys. There are toons and players in the guild at all key levels; those starting out on their journey learning what mobs to interrupt and what mobs blow you off the platform, those looking to achieve KSM/KSH every tier and those pushing higher keys.
Keys are run in the guild daily and we also put on some events and welcome all to build knowledge, experience and have a laugh in a no pressure, chilled environment.
Social
We also enjoy leveling, world quests, doing mount runs, dungeon and raid meta-achievements and some light pvp. We also have an active discord and play other games too!
Recruitment
All of our recruitment is done through our guilds of wow page. There you will also see our guild rules and raiding rules/expectations. Sometimes we do not receive notifications of new applications so just drop a message on this post if you don’t hear anything
guildsofwow. com/hey-nice-marmot
DF SEASON 4 - CORE RAID TEAM
TANK: CLOSED
HEALER: CLOSED
DPS: OPEN (Shaman/Paladin prefered but will consider all for the right person)
*We are always open to like-minded social players *
Hey All!
New Paradigm is looking for more raiders and M+ runners for Season 4 and beyond!
As we’re a social guild first, everyone is welcome regardless of skill level or commitment to play time - we have a structure in place that has something for everybody and very much consider this game for what it is - a hobby. Family, work and other things will always take priority!
Created in late-Battle for Azeroth, we’re going into our 5th year as a Guild now with this successful formula of letting people play when they want to play, without stress and fear of “having to show up”. There’s a distinction between Raiders and Socials in NP - folks who are willing to and able to commit a bit more and folks who’re very much playing on their own time. Alongside our scheduled Raid content, we’re also hosting various Social events on Sundays ranging from alt and achievement raids to scavenger hunts among other things.
We’re currently looking to expand and make the community bigger so that we’re able to run larger events in the near and distant future as well as provide a learning environment for newer folks as we feel that there’s a need for such a space!
Below is an updated priority list for recruitment.
We are currently recruiting all roles so please reach out, even if your role is listed as low!
Tanks: Low
Healers: Very High!
Melee DPS: Low
Ranged DPS: Medium
Ultimately everyone is welcome and the role status is mainly to secure a few core positions in the raid team. If you’re interested or want more information, please don’t hesitate to reach out to myself or one of our officers in-game!
Tinyredbull (BNet: FredMere#2156 / Discord: tinyfred)
Cubixhunt (BNet: XCubiX#21652 / Discord: pinar_r)
Raid times are Wednesday and Thursday @8PM-11PM Server Time/CET! 
Sunday Socials usually start at the same time slot on Sunday!
For more information, check out our website.
There is a seamless application process there, but not necessary!
Enjoy your time in WoW and I hope to be able to welcome you to New Paradigm soon!
Speak Soon,
Tiny
Guild information:
Guild name: Lets Keep It Simple
Realm: Silvermoon (EU)
Language: English
Raid Times/Days: Wednesday, Sunday, 20:00 ST.
Join “Lets Keep it Simple”
Are you seeking a guild where camaraderie and teamwork reign supreme? Look no further! “Lets Keep it Simple” is the perfect home for adventurers like you.
What We Offer:
Raiding Excellence: Conquer the toughest challenges in Azeroth with our dedicated raiding team.
Mythic+ Madness: Dive into the depths of mythic dungeons with fellow guild members.
Social Atmosphere: Forge lasting friendships and enjoy a vibrant community of like-minded players.
Recruitment Openings:
Skilled raiders ready to tackle endgame content.
Mythic+ enthusiasts eager to push keys to new heights.
Social butterflies seeking a welcoming and inclusive guild environment.
How to Join:
Simply apply using the Guild Finder in-game. In the note please put that you came from the forums ^^
Let’s keep it simple and make memories together in the world of Warcraft! Join us today! 
Who are we?
Ministry of Silly wipes is a Social, Casual guild based on the Bloodscalp/Emeriss/Agamaggan/Twilight’s Hammer group of connected realms!
We’re a group of like minded players, who enjoy a bit of banter amongst ourselves whilst we play. We value building friendships, and a sociable, helpful environment first and foremost!
But whilst we’re social at our core, we aim high! And believe that everyone should be given the chance to raid at a Heroic level, or push higher mythic keys if they wish to give it a go! We try to at least get Ahead of the Curve for each tier, and have members pushing various levels of M+ keys =)
We have our own Discord, which is active throughout the day whilst people are at work, which serves as a gaming community also! For those who want people to play other games with as well; such as FF XIV, D&D, League of Legends, even some Classic WoW as well!
What do we have to offer?
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A well established, welcoming community of players, who are more than happy to lend a hand!
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Inclusion, flexibility, and understanding that IRL commitments always come first!
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A focus on fun! Whilst we would like to raid and push higher content when we can, the most important thing is that we want to enjoy playing the game together as a guild!
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An active Discord, with members that play various other games together too, and community events set periodically (quizzes, watch parties, charity events).
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LGBTQ+ and Neurodivergent friendly!
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Players new or experienced, of all skill levels welcome!
What we are looking for
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That you are at least 18!
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Respect and empathy for your fellow guildmates! We have members from all walks of life, and whilst banter is encouraged, be mindful that there is a person on the other side of the screen!
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Although we have members from all over Europe, we ask that you have at least a good understanding of English.
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Communication! If you’re struggling with something, or have issues in-game, we can only help you if you come to us and ask. I’m afraid we aren’t psychic =)
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If you sign up for an event, please make sure you attend; and if you cannot, then all we ask is that you let us know beforehand.
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Understanding that as a Casual guild, we may not always get to our goals quickly, but we pride ourselves in improving and achieveing them together, most of all! We will Silly Wipe our way to victory!
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Willingness to help your fellow guildmates!
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Positive attitude! And a willingness to learn and accept help if needed! (Heroic Raiding specificially will need you to take some initiative to want to make improvements if you’re struggling. We’re happy to help if you ask us =) )
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Play what you enjoy; not what you think we “need!”
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Toxic, elitist players need not apply; If you join us, you’re doing so on the understanding that we ARE casual leaning, and not willing to bend our inclusive, and helpful environment to cater to more hardcore players who can’t accept this fact.
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We will be asking new recruits going forward to allow for a 1 month trial period.
This is, more than anything, to ensure you gel well with the guild, as we seem to repeatedly get players who at first say they want casual, but then take issue with that side of us and turn nasty.
Raiding
Raid days are;
- Saturdays 20:00 - 22:00 ST
- Sundays 20:00 - 22:00
Current Progress
Vault of the Incarnates: 8/8N, 3/8HC
Aberrus: 9/9N, 8/9HC
Amirdrassil:
Past Progression
Sanctum of Domination: 3/10 HC
Sepulcher of the First Ones: 11/11 HC
Vault of the Incarnates: 8/8 HC
Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 9/9HC
Contact info
If you have any questions, or are interested in joining us, please feel free to add me!
bnet: Westie#2496
Discord: xWestie
We are an oldschool guild recruiting for mythic raiding (VoI: 5/8 M, Abb: 4/9M, Ami: 5/9M).
Raidtimes:
3 days/week: Thursday, Sunday & Monday.
20.30 - 23.30 servertime (GMT +1).
Currently seeking:
1 healer: Evoker, Druid, Shaman
2 ranged dps: Anything but hunter.
All applications are however considered. If you have any questions regarding the recruitment you can contact Luria in game or on the battletag linked below.
About us:
Lazy Peon Tavern was formed in 2007 as a 10 man guild, raiding Karazhan and Zul’Aman. After a less successful attempt to go 25 man, WotLK arrived and we decided to stay 10 man. We stayed this way until Warlords of Draenor when we expanded to a 20 man raiding guild.
We’re a stable guild in the sense that we’ve never been dead, reformed or had a big change of players. We have raided every tier since 2007, and we have kept a lot of the same people in the guild and have the same guildleader and raidleader. One of the reasons for this is that we decided early on to only recruit people we liked. Over the years we have tried to find good raiders who are also nice people, and to not make exceptions on that policy. We feel this is the reason we have a relaxed atmosphere in the guild with a friendly and humorous mood.
We have one raiding team where every raider is equal. Some guilds have two or more teams and perhaps a bench, where some people get to sit out more than others. We have never had any of that, and we’re only recruiting for our main team.
We are a bit oldschool. When our guild was formed back in TBC, every “real guild” had a website, a forum, and raid-calendar, thus we also got all that. Since that time much has changed. Most guilds have moved away from forums and websites towards Discord (for both voice and chat) and the in game raid calendar. We have however opted to stick with our original setup, which means joining our guild means taking a step back to forumposting, event calendar signing, and Teamspeak. The good old days never have to end!
Current progression:
Amirdrassil: 5/9 mythic, 9/9 heroic
Aberrus: 4/9 mythic, 9/9 heroic
Vault of Incarnation: 5/8 mythic, 8/8 heroic
Summary of what we are:
- Stable guild with long raiding history on Silvermoon.
- Raiding current content 3 nights a week.
- Relaxed atmosphere in raids, without losing focus or interest in progression.
- Friendly humorous people.
- Oldschool approach.
- Fantastic art-department (see website news).
Minimum requirements for a raider-trial:
- Your gear and experience is close to what we currently raid, or you’re a returning player who’s willing to put some effort in to catch up.
- You will generally be available to raid with us at least 2 raids a week.
- You’re age 18+. If you are very “youthful” you just won’t fit into the group. Most of us are in our late 20s to early 40s.
- You’re a nice person generally. We don’t want to recruit drama.
- You’re interested in joining our “community”. We don’t recruit alts.
- You keep up with our forum and don’t miss out on important things we post.
To read more about us, to apply, or watch amazingly cool artwork!:
http://www.lazypeontavern.com
To watch us raid, or watch our tank do random things outside of raid.:
https://www.twitch.tv/mrroguery
To contact us to ask questions:
Battletag: Luria#2538
Bottoms up! 
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