The Metalocalypse
themetalguild.com
Est. 2010 in Undermine (connected to Anvilmar, Alterac Mountains, Balnazzar, Gorgonnash, The Forgotten Coast, Warsong, Xavius)
Progression & Camaraderie for adults

Looking for a raiding team in a guild that truly values your happiness? We may be the home for you!

▬▬▬ About Us
Currently: 1/9 Mythic-9/9H in Amir; 9/9H in Aberrus; 2/8 Mythic; 8/8H in Vault of Incarn.
In Shadowlands we cleared: 11/11H Sepulcher; 10/10H Sanctum; 2/10M CN.
TM is a PvE-oriented guild with a relaxed atmosphere and a friendly, mature community. Prior to WoD, we focused primarily on 10m raiding & fielded multiple teams for years. Since then, we swapped to 20m raiding and have finished each expansion with all AOTCs plus many mythic kills including 13/13M HFC and 5/11M Antorus. While we were a semi-hardcore group through Legion, as of BfA we began taking a slightly less demanding approach; our focus is now on heroic raiding (and some mythic if time/group allows) as well as M+ dungeons. At the end of BfA we were 5/12M 12/12H Ny’alotha.

Currently we’re recruiting skilled players who prefer a lighter schedule of 2 raid nights a week. However, people of all playstyles are welcomed, including those who are only interested in M+ or playing casually.

Off-night activities include: frequent M+ groups, casual PvP, achv/mog/pet runs, & more. We also play together outside of WoW – Overwatch, D3, Steam, HS, mobile games, etc. For our social community we host events like our yearly Secret Santa (in-game & IRL), fantasy football league, and various contests.

We have been an active guild on the server for 13 years under the same caring, experienced leadership core. Although we push to finish the latest content & appreciate server competition, we feel having a good time with each other is of utmost importance. As laid-back adults with busy schedules during the day, we look forward to both pleasant and efficient groups.

▬▬▬ Raid Schedule

10pm - 12:30am EST / 9p - 11:30p CST / 8p - 10:30p MST / 7p - 9:30p PST

â–¬Normal/Heroic: Wed + Mon

Please note we ask our raiders to be logged in at least 10 min before raid.

▬▬▬ Recruitment Criteria
As a well-established, tight-knit community, we’re recruiting for long-term core spots. That said, we also accept casual players who only want to fill in and social members looking for a place to hang out. The ideal recruit:

• 18+ required, 21+ preferred
• Respectful, friendly, & mature
• Continuously works on improving gear & performance
• Able to give advance notice of availability
• Understands his/her class well & keeps up with changes
• If a hybrid class, maintains a DPS set & is comfortable using it when needed (example: healer & DPS or tank & DPS)
• Shares our goal of enjoyable progression
• Comfortable with constructive criticism/feedback

Recruitment is open to ALL classes!

However, we are most interested in the following:

• rDPS: mage / warlock / priest / (dev or aug) evoker > others
• mDPS: Monk / DK / DH / rogue / enh sham > others
• HEALS / DPS HYBRIDS: priest / pal / druid > others
• TANK (off-spec tank only): pal / DK
  All hybrids must be able to DPS as needed.
  All exceptional players would be considered regardless of the above needs. Skill and personality are more important to us. If we’re a good fit, we’ll make it work!

▬▬▬ Contact Info & Where To Apply
Officers: Ripndip, Slagdecay, Critolis

If interested in joining, please apply here: https://forms.gle/FGuWbxCMFEM4dqy36

For questions, feel free to whisper/mail any of us listed above or /who and ask for an officer. Battletag info available upon request. To contact us outside of WoW, you can e-mail us at metalocaguild@gmail.com. Comments here will be checked regularly as well. Our GM’s Discord info is Crit#2960 (please include your class/spec in your message).

Disclaimer
TM has been a successful guild for years because we’re friends as well as teammates. If you’re not willing to take both the ups and downs together (including the wipe-a-thons of new bosses) or if you are only here for the professor plums and not the camaraderie, please don’t waste your time or ours. We’re in it for the long run, and you should be too!

tldr; tired of banging your head against the wall with pugs or jerks? come headbang with us.
serious raiding for laid-back adults, also beer.â„¢

Hello! Hierarchy is seeking players to fill out our Mythic raid roster. We raid 2 days a week: Wednesday and Friday from 7:30pm to 10:30pm Eastern Time. Non-LGBTQ+ friendly need not apply.

Our top recruitment priorities at the moment:

• DPS: Mage, Rogue, Warlock, Monk, Death Knight
• Healers: Monk, Priest, Druid, Shaman
• Tank: Monk, Paladin, Demon Hunter

All skilled and experienced players are encouraged to inquire regardless of class/spec.

Our core is comprised of players with an immense amount of high level experience and having recently returned to the game during the Shadowlands expansion we are looking to return to a high level raiding guild on a smaller 2 day schedule.

The trial process is a 2-3 week “trial by fire� where you will be tested with the raid team on farm and possibly even progression. You may have a performance review with an officer if needed and we will let you know if you’ve passed.

(Passing your trial does not guarantee a spot every single raid, but we will rotate around as needed and try our best to be fair to everyone on the roster)

Amirdrassil, the Dream’s Hope
9/9N, 9/9H, 6/9M
Aberrus the Shadowed Crucible
9/9N, 9/9H, 5/9M
Vault of the Incarnates:
8/8N, 8/8H, 5/8M

If you’d like to know more, please reach out to an officer on discord: deevil311, sheevil, kultirastides

[A] US-Proudmoore 9/9H AtDH is recruiting members for our raid team, Mythic+, PVP, and events. Social members are also always welcomed here. If you are looking for a guild that will survive the test of time this is the guild for you.

Remember pugging is “No Fun�

We are a Long Established, low drama adult guild with a nice atmosphere and helpful members. The Guild was formed at the beginning of the legion expansion and has been together for over 7 years now. We have achieved AOTC the last 19 raid tiers with some mythic kills to boot.

Our members enjoy raiding, running mythic +, events, transmog runs, and a few even like arena and bg’s

Raid times
Thurs/Fri 10pm-1am PST
For more info contact

BTag Armageddon#1703 Toon name Wolfestyle
Discord Armageddon#2397
or
BTag Pancakes#12344 Toon name Belrissian
Discord Pancakes#6617
Talk to you soon.

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The Midnight Amendments (AOTC 4 years running) is an established LWIW preferred guild founded in March 2018 by experienced raiders and long-time players who grew tired of the game’s population of hateful bigots and unpleasant edgelords and just want an environment where everyone is chill. If you agree and want a place to raid, push keys, level, pvp, and socialize with similar folks, come play with us! We welcome all player types, from casual lurkers to heroic raiders! While we certainly welcome everyone we are very much hoping to expand our roster of M+ pushers. Raid times are Wednesdays 6-9pm ST and Sundays 5-8pm ST. We also do TONS of Mythic+ dungeons throughout the week!
Message me on DISCORD Faedren#5225 (preferred) or bnet Selphie#1988
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Come play with us in The Midnight Amendments, your friendly, no BS guild on Proudmoore’s Alliance side.

WHAT WE DO -

Raiding - Consistently AOTC since our founding (except for Crucible because screw Crucible). Progress as a guild through Heroic raids! Raid times are Wednesdays 6-9pm ST and Sundays 5-8pm ST. We offer everyone a chance to raid whether its our progression or one of our regularly hosted casual runs.

“What are you looking for/recruiting in your raid comp?� - So we don’t recruit specific roles and classes or aim for a specific raid comp. We encourage people to play what they enjoy and we adapt and adjust as needed. We strongly urge tank and heal mains to have a dps alt or off spec since tank and heals have the fewest spots.

How our prog works: We start our raid week on Wednesday with 2 groups (equally distributed in skill and loot classes to the best of our ability and not a set roster, it changes every week based on RSVPs) for re-clear bosses. Once we get to brick-wall prog bosses, we merge into one large group by forming the most beneficial comp based on attendance. The large prog group is then subject to further cuts as necessary in order to get the kill.

We have found that by getting the kills earlier with a focused group, it helps us get them for everyone more easily as re-clear bosses. This approach was new in DF S1 but we got more AOTC achievements and more heroic end-boss kills than ever in our guild history!

M+ - We run a TON of M+ dungeons! We have a fairly large m+ gang with Keystone Master/Hero and folks are happy to help others with high or low keys. Guildies love to run and push keys throughout the week and our discord is often the best tool for forming groups. We are HEAVILY recruiting M+ players in Dragonflight!

PvP - Fellow guildies are happy to join you… sometimes until unhealthy wee hours of the morning

Leveling - Need a buddy? There’s always an alt to be leveled

Themed activities - Fun group activities both in and out of WoW! Movie night every Thursday on Discord, social game nights, meme raids, achievement/mog runs, and more!

WHAT WE’RE ABOUT -

TMA was founded on the belief that sometimes the internet and games played on it are so full of stress and toxicity that sometimes we just need a little corner where everyone can just BE COOL FOR LIKE, ONE MINUTE OKAY?

Our 3 core rules are based upon a comedy bit by the McElroy brothers on their podcast, My Brother, My Brother, and Me where they reference the fictional “Obama’s Midnight Amendments� as rules that people should live by to just make everything more chill.

They are as follows:

Rule #1: Be cool
Rule #2: C’mon…
Rule #3: Niiice

They are simple but loaded with self motivated discipline and responsibility to take care of your fellow player.

At length, these rules encompass tons of things but what it really boils down to is:

No bigotry, at all. Do not use any language that insults an entire race/culture/gender/religion/sexuality/ability/etc. Also, be aware of and avoid common phrases and jokes that are rooted in trauma and can trigger pain for your fellow human.

(As you have noticed, cursing is allowed, but not at the cost of insulting an entire people. We trust our members to be mature and use common sense but if you have any questionable content to address, message Faedren for the final ruling.)

This guild is ran by a plus size, atheist, queer, half-Jewish, intersectional feminist and her atheist, intersectional feminist, nonbinary husband. If that prickles your spines, this might not be the space for you. If you can just BE COOL with this and other differences that make members diverse and wonderful, then welcome.

As of 2022 we are a LWiW preferred guild based on our status as a femme and queer owned/operated/friendly/safe guild!

For questions, or to ask for an invite talk to Faedren on DISCORD at Faedren#5225 (preferred) or bnet Selphie#1988.

Good Morning, Afternoon, and Evening my friends

If you are like me and find your raiding time or playing time do not fall within the “normal� playing time; then Morning Mayhem may be the guild for you. I am an ICU nurse and I work nights. After a night of saving lives, I like to come home log on and kill some bosses with some friends. I had a hard time trying to find a guild that worked best for the times I could raid. Then one day I found a guild recruitment post in trade chat (yes I know trade chat, hmmm). It was a post for Morning Mayhem, an AOTC heroic guild looking for players that enjoyed raiding at the heroic level. I whispered the officer and so began a wonderful journey with the guild I am currently in. Morning Mayhem is an Alliance morning and afternoon. We get AOTC every tier and help each other get KSM and KSH (if they want).

Morning Mayhem has two raiding teams.

SB raiding times: (9/9N 9/9H)
Wednesday 0930 am to noon EST
Thursday 0930 am to noon EST
We are good on tanks and heals.
We are currently for a DPS warrior and a Mage but any good player works
Raid Lead Caladin#1631 (B-net) or Kala#9922 (Discord)

Insane Minions (Afternoon raiding team) (9/9N, 9/9H)
Wednesday 1400-1600
Thursday 1400-1600
They are looking for some good DPS and healers
Raid Lead is Lethal and Whistler. Discord for Whistler is Chiccaa and B-net is Chiccaa#2673

Thank you for your consideration. We do supply Cauldrons and Feasts, but do ask for a gold donation (200) at the beginning of each raiding day. We also have several people that gets group together and run keys.