About Us

Greetings, gamers.

We’re Burn Notice, a small group of veteran players who love gaming, laughing, and hanging out together. We’re a bunch of grizzled retired murder-hobos enjoying our last moments of glory before the second beer, naptime, or the call of a low-cal turkey bacon sandwich strikes. We like to keep things light and are always ready to see what happens when you poke things with a stick—for science, of course.

Raiding Schedule

Our raiding style is relaxed, but we still aim high. We remember the glory days and strive to achieve AOTC each season, with the potential to dip our toes into Mythic if we have enough brave souls. So; high like a soaring duck landing on gravel.

• Raiding Days: Wednesday and Sunday
• Time: 8:00 PM - 10:30 PM (Server Time)
• Current Focus: Getting ready for The War Within expansion and helping members explore classes and dabble in S4.

Mythic+ Keys

We’re pretty chill and will run a range of whatever’s needed. We’re always open to helping returning and newer players, as long as you bring an open mind and some spare memory for the bright crayon addons we’ll likely recommend to help you on your quest for shinies.

At the moment we’ve started pushing into 10s, while some of us still haunt the 2-5 bracket.

We’re Looking For…

We’re currently recruiting all roles for raiding in The War Within and can help learners during this Season 4 window. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a returning player, there’s a place for you. If you’re baked or three sheets to the wind then we can’t help.

• Healers: Priest, Shaman, or Monk preferred
• DPS: Open to all classes!
• Tanks: We’d like more flexibility in our roster, in case one of our tanks gets eaten by a gerbil mysteriously in the night. We’re open to swap arounds.

Where Are We?

Our home is on the Connected Realms: Emeriss, Hakkar, Crushridge, Twilight’s Hammer, Agamaggan, and Bloodscalp.

With the upcoming Cross-Realm guilds in The War Within, feel free to join our Discord and hang out until your invite arrives. If you’re playing Remix, you can join from one of the above servers and flex all the cosmetics you’re unlocking.

What sort of degeneracy can I expect from Burn Notice?

• Our music bot has recently become infected with Bardcore versions of whatever pop song you fancy, leading to great despair upon the realisation Blue Da Ba Dee was viable in the Middle Ages.
• Most of the guild are parents, so have various warcries of ‘Just a moment, my child has consumed my whole data plan and now I must cry’, ‘Dad Taxi has been summoned’, and ‘you’re old enough to cook now’.
• We have a Dane who has his own channel for NSFW content because if he doesn’t have his own channel the GM would have to delete his posts.
• We have an Andy Tax; screenshot whenever you see anyone mention Andies. He represents his people and must be held accountable.
• Some kind of equality schtick due to the GM’s unfortunate habit of being a woman in spite of clearly being one of the boys, and their wild disinterest in learning more about you outside of your ilvl and playstyle.

Languages

We mainly speak English, but you’re welcome to chat in Norwegian or Danish. There seems to be a Scandic invasion in progress, so you’ll feel right at home. As for Swedish, it’s limited to crafting my own insults - potato tables, watch out!

We have two Dutchmen (one’s Belgian but that’s just discount Dutch anyway). I don’t think anyone wants to hear them gargle either way…

How to Apply

If you’re interested in joining Burn Notice, here’s how you can reach out:

• Discord: torfolking_
• Battlenet: torfolking#2329
• In-Game: Form-Emeriss [Alliance] / Serve-Emeriss [Horde]

Who are we?
Ministry of Silly wipes is a Social, Casual guild based on the Bloodscalp/Emeriss/Agamaggan/Twilight’s Hammer group of connected realms!

We’re a group of like minded players, who enjoy a bit of banter amongst ourselves whilst we play. We value building friendships, and a sociable, helpful environment first and foremost!

But whilst we’re social at our core, we aim high! And believe that everyone should be given the chance to raid at a Heroic level, or push higher mythic keys if they wish to give it a go! We try to at least get Ahead of the Curve for each tier, and have members pushing various levels of M+ keys =)

We have our own Discord, which is active throughout the day whilst people are at work, which serves as a gaming community also! For those who want people to play other games with as well; such as FF XIV, D&D, League of Legends, even some Classic WoW as well!

What do we have to offer?

• A well established, welcoming community of players, who are more than happy to lend a hand!

  
  

• Inclusion, flexibility, and understanding that IRL commitments always come first!

  
  

• A focus on fun! Whilst we would like to raid and push higher content when we can, the most important thing is that we want to enjoy playing the game together as a guild!

  
  

• An active Discord, with members that play various other games together too, and community events set periodically (quizzes, watch parties, charity events).

  
  

• LGBTQ+ and Neurodivergent friendly!

  
  

• Players new or experienced, of all skill levels welcome!

  
  

What we are looking for

• That you are at least 18!

  
  

• Respect and empathy for your fellow guildmates! We have members from all walks of life, and whilst banter is encouraged, be mindful that there is a person on the other side of the screen!

  
  

• Although we have members from all over Europe, we ask that you have at least a good understanding of English.

  
  

• Communication! If you’re struggling with something, or have issues in-game, we can only help you if you come to us and ask. I’m afraid we aren’t psychic =)

  
  

• If you sign up for an event, please make sure you attend; and if you cannot, then all we ask is that you let us know beforehand.

  
  

• Understanding that as a Casual guild, we may not always get to our goals quickly, but we pride ourselves in improving and achieveing them together, most of all! We will Silly Wipe our way to victory!

  
  

• Willingness to help your fellow guildmates!

  
  

• Positive attitude! And a willingness to learn and accept help if needed! (Heroic Raiding specificially will need you to take some initiative to want to make improvements if you’re struggling. We’re happy to help if you ask us =) )

  
  

• Play what you enjoy; not what you think we “need!â€�

  
  

• Toxic, elitist players need not apply; If you join us, you’re doing so on the understanding that we ARE casual leaning, and not willing to bend our inclusive, and helpful environment to cater to more hardcore players who can’t accept this fact.

  
  

• We will be asking new recruits going forward to allow for a 1 month trial period.
  This is, more than anything, to ensure you gel well with the guild, as we seem to repeatedly get players who at first say they want casual, but then take issue with that side of us and turn nasty.

  
  

Raiding
Raid days are;

• Saturdays 20:00 - 22:00 ST
• Sundays 20:00 - 22:00

Current Progress
Vault of the Incarnates: 8/8N, 3/8HC
Aberrus: 9/9N, 8/9HC
Amirdrassil: 9/9N, 3/9HC

Past Progression
Sanctum of Domination: 3/10 HC
Sepulcher of the First Ones: 11/11 HC
Vault of the Incarnates: 8/8 HC
Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 9/9HC

Contact info
If you have any questions, or are interested in joining us, please feel free to add me!
bnet: Westie#2496
Discord: xWestie

GUILD INFORMATION:
Guild name: Rohnin
Faction: Alliance
Realm: Silvermoon (EU)
Current progress: ATDH - 6/9M
Raid days - Main runs: Thursdays / Sunday’s
Raid days - Secondary runs: Friday (Alt/Fun Run)
Raid times: 19:45 - 23:00

Recruiting

Currently mainly looking for DPS but will be happy to consider all applications

Application Process

We don’t have any formal application needed, feel free to contact below in the post or message the GM’s listed below who will speak with you over discord to discuss your suitability

Contact Details

Discord

stylerstar
taeglynn

Oldschool guild recruiting for mythic raiding (VoI: 5/8 M, Abb: 4/9M, Ami: 5/9M).

Raidtimes:

3 days/week: Thursday, Sunday & Monday.
20.30 - 23.30 servertime (GMT +1).

Currently seeking:
1 healer: Evoker, Druid, Shaman
2 ranged dps: Anything but hunter.

All applications are however considered. If you have any questions regarding the recruitment you can contact Luria in game or on the battletag linked below.

About us:

Lazy Peon Tavern was formed in 2007 as a 10 man guild, raiding Karazhan and Zul’Aman. After a less successful attempt to go 25 man, WotLK arrived and we decided to stay 10 man. We stayed this way until Warlords of Draenor when we expanded to a 20 man raiding guild.

We’re a stable guild in the sense that we’ve never been dead, reformed or had a big change of players. We have raided every tier since 2007, and we have kept a lot of the same people in the guild and have the same guildleader and raidleader. One of the reasons for this is that we decided early on to only recruit people we liked. Over the years we have tried to find good raiders who are also nice people, and to not make exceptions on that policy. We feel this is the reason we have a relaxed atmosphere in the guild with a friendly and humorous mood.

We have one raiding team where every raider is equal. Some guilds have two or more teams and perhaps a bench, where some people get to sit out more than others. We have never had any of that, and we’re only recruiting for our main team.

We are a bit oldschool. When our guild was formed back in TBC, every “real guild� had a website, a forum, and raid-calendar, thus we also got all that. Since that time much has changed. Most guilds have moved away from forums and websites towards Discord (for both voice and chat) and the in game raid calendar. We have however opted to stick with our original setup, which means joining our guild means taking a step back to forumposting, event calendar signing, and Teamspeak. The good old days never have to end!

Current progression:
Amirdrassil: 5/9 mythic, 9/9 heroic
Aberrus: 4/9 mythic, 9/9 heroic
Vault of Incarnation: 5/8 mythic, 8/8 heroic

Summary of what we are:

• Stable guild with long raiding history on Silvermoon.
• Raiding current content 3 nights a week.
• Relaxed atmosphere in raids, without losing focus or interest in progression.
• Friendly humorous people.
• Oldschool approach.
• Fantastic art-department (see website news).

Minimum requirements for a raider-trial:

• Your gear and experience is close to what we currently raid, or you’re a returning player who’s willing to put some effort in to catch up.
• You will generally be available to raid with us at least 2 raids a week.
• You’re age 18+. If you are very “youthfulâ€� you just won’t fit into the group. Most of us are in our late 20s to early 40s.
• You’re a nice person generally. We don’t want to recruit drama.
• You’re interested in joining our “communityâ€�. We don’t recruit alts.
• You keep up with our forum and don’t miss out on important things we post.

To read more about us, to apply, or watch amazingly cool artwork!:

http://www.lazypeontavern.com

To watch us raid, or watch our tank do random things outside of raid.:

https://www.twitch.tv/mrroguery

To contact us to ask questions:

Battletag: Luria#2538

Bottoms up!

We’re currently looking for people to come run mostly m+ (will do other content aswell). First priority is that we want to create a stable group/groups for keys. healers/dps are needed as of now. tanks may also apply for when there’s enough people to run multiple groups!. elites and non elites alike may all join. just be a nice & easy going person. looking forward to hearing from you and possibly some awesome dungeon runs together.